Products

We built our business on great customer service

At the beginning at least, but then we realized we could make a lot more money if we kinda stopped caring about that. Our new strategy is to write a bunch of things that look really good in the headlines, then clarify in the small print but hope people don't actually read it.

Free shipping

It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.

10-year warranty

If it breaks in the first 10 years we'll replace it. After that you're on your own though.

Exchanges

If you don't like it, trade it to one of your friends for something of theirs. Don't send it here though.

What are people saying?

My order arrived super quickly. The product is even better than I hoped it would be. Very happy customer over here!

Sarah Peters, New Orleans

I had to return a purchase that didn’t fit. The whole process was so simple that I ended up ordering two new items!

Kelly McPherson, Chicago

Now that I’m on holiday for the summer, I’ll probably order a few more shirts. It’s just so convenient, and I know the quality will always be there.

Chris Paul, Phoenix